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Blind Group Buy

Selling something but not saying what it is and implying it might be worth the price. A way to sell something for more than it’s worth. A good of example would be doing a blind buy for a song that nobody really wants for $5k, when the most you would get for that song if it wasn't blind is $2k.

Why would people fall for this?
1. A drought of music and they'll settle for anything
2. Gambling "what if it's the song I want"
3. Retardation
"Oh boy I hope they're selling the song I want in this Blind Group Buy, I'll donate $100 and keep my fingers crossed."
by Homixide August 27, 2024
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Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021
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Should I buy new handphone? Which type of handphone should I buy? Three choices?
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Buy car drunk

When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.
You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!
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Coach Buys Homes

Coach Buys Homes is a locally owned home-buying company that helps West Virginia homeowners sell their properties quickly and hassle-free. They specialize in buying houses as-is for cash—no repairs, no cleanup, and no commissions. Whether you’re dealing with an inherited home, a vacant property, a fixer-upper, or just need to sell fast, they offer a simple, transparent process that puts you in control. Based in Charleston WV, they serve the greater Kanawha Valley and surrounding areas with honesty, speed, and local care.
Coach Buys Homes are like the easy button when selling your house in Charleston WV
by Small Market REI July 20, 2025
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