Atlastoby

atlastoby also known as anyonymous21329382 or SCP-953 is a notorious and infamous roblox hacker. Often regarded as the most dangerous roblox hacker of all time. He is capable of hjacking zoom calls and often omegle calls which can hack your computer and will kill you. His victims are often frozen in an immense sense of dread immediately. You can spot a victim by looking for paleness and signs of shell shock. He doesnt speak english however multiple people have tried contacting him through roblox to which his response is "atlastoby" in a high pitched robotic tts voice. If you encounter a user by the name of "atlastoby" you must immediately cover yourself in oil, close roblox and go brush ur fucking teeth.

Atlastoby is an big anonymous hacker that couldn't be tracked or even be found for over 2 decades. The games he hacked were : Roblox, Watch dogs , Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. So you can use "Atlastoby" to scare gamers or nervous persons that think they have an hacked computer.

by ialreadysaidit September 15, 2023

Alaskan Baptism

When a girl squirts in your face when ur eating her out aka Alaskan baptism

“Yo this girl just gave me a Alaskan baptism”

by Weldzy cigs September 15, 2023

muddy alaska

a dude and a girl take craps on each other and wallow in it.

Johhny and Tracy took a Muddy Alaska together

by gay gorilla July 19, 2009

Slappy Alaskan

A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.

by Fapples December 6, 2022

become friends with atlas

be nice and flirt (/j), also talk more and feel free to be mean

you should become friends with atlas

by fontaines March 9, 2021

Alaskan Motorboat

When one puts there nose in the crack of an ass and vibrates the vagina with there lips, making a motorboat noise.

"Damn, I wish I could Alaskan Motorboat like that guy."

by Alotaguts July 9, 2009

Alaskan Light Switch

When two people put their asses together so that their assholes are as close as possible then one shits into the others asshole. Then the other person pushes the shit back into the others ass. And the two do so back in forth for the reason of having fecal anal sex. (does not work if you have the runs)

Dude, I totally caught those two chicks doing an Alaskan Light Switch!

by Dirty Dirty 420 July 21, 2009