Australian picnic

Lunch down under ;)

Al fresco oral sex

Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!

by SunshineRae February 17, 2019

Australians

Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree.

"Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree." - RussianBadger

by WhiskeyPete July 5, 2025

Australian Language

The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism

‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian ’

‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’

by AustralianLinguist February 27, 2022

Australian Kiss

A kiss down under 😏

"Ben gave Lizzy an Australian kiss for the first time the other day..."

by hayhayslayer December 30, 2016

Australian Breath Mint

The act of gaping your partners anus, then shooting tic tacs in the open hole like basketball while yelling, "From down unda!".

I gave my girl the ol Australian Breath Mint last night.

by Goshaveyourballsyoudustyoldfar August 14, 2024

Australian

someone who's permanately upside down and they're stupid fucking toilets spin in the wrong direction

"hey Paul are you australian?" "yea." "fuck you and your toilet Paul"

by the penn November 28, 2019

Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.

Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024