stop this asshatery

A most disrespectful way to tell one to drop the bullshit. An asshat is one who uses their own ass as a hat, making asshatery the action the obnoxious actions made by an asshat, which usually involve angering or disregarding other people.

Kelly- Jessica must be stopped she's an asshat
Joie- Jessica STOP THIS ASSHATERY thank you

Jessica- That hurts
Joie- I'm sorry you feel that way

by hi i'm a asshat August 24, 2022

Ashataka

One who thinks friends are lovers and lovers are friends.

Gosh, she is such an Ashataka, she thinks her best friend is her lover.

by TakaSaka March 17, 2008

asscatapult

When your taking a deuce and you launch terds out of your rectum at such a high velocity, that the water hits your butt cheeks.

So, I was pillaging my toilet yesterday and then I brought in the asscatapult to finish the job.

by Steve Viola October 30, 2008

Asscatastrophe

n: someone who is a complete mess, while at the same time is being belligerent and somewhat of a dick.

Holy shitman look at you. Your a goddamn asscatastrophe.

That fuckin asshats an asscatastrophe.

by Assclown100 March 28, 2011

assmateloving

intense but hump.

guy 1: woo! i get assmateloving with tom tonight!

guy 2: you fail at life you homo.

by datdangoleboomhauer13 April 19, 2011

assmateloving

intense but hump.

guy 1: woo! i get assmateloving with tom tonight!

guy 2: you fail at life you homo.

by datdangoleboomhauer13 April 19, 2011

ass hat

When the balance of a person's entire physical make-up is nothing more than a hat for their ass.

You are truly an ass hat.

by Blankedyblancblanc November 28, 2011