Apple-Fanboy

A passionate advocate and promoter for Apple operating systems and hardware; also known as an Apple Evangelist.

"Android is a perfectly valid system, quit being such an Apple-Fanboy!"

by kaceykaso January 29, 2012

grundle apple

when you've been doing physical labor all day in the hot sun and you wipe your grundle with your co-workers apple

Jimmy was pissing me off so i gave him a grundle apple

by jimmyboi February 23, 2008

Flying Towamencin steaming apple

An apple has its core removed and filled with feces, it is then thrown at vehicles and residents of Towamencin Township, Pennsylvania.

Dammit! Someone hit my car with a Flying Towamencin steaming apple!

by "J.R." September 27, 2005

the big apple

Nickname for New York City. Originally termed by a newspaper man to describe Broadway, as in the big apple to which everyone aspired. Eventually came to mean the entire New York City.

The first time I saw "Phantom of the Opera" was on the Big Apple (Broadway) in the Big Apple (NYC).

by Hallie Corson October 19, 2004

apple brick

A hacked Apple 'iphone' rendered useless by the apple firmware upgrade.

I plugged my iphone in for the firmware update this morning and all i got back was an apple brick.

by john james quinn October 12, 2007

Backwards Apple

The backwards apple is... oh god... I can't. I can't do this.

I must.

OK, the backwards apple is the most terrible thing you can possibly do involving penises and vaginas. There ya go. I can't say any more.

Jesus Christ, Bob!! Stop with the egg thing!! WHAT THE FUCK?

by Brenda April 26, 2005

Applebees

A culinary abomination. Despised by anyone with a good sense of food. Poor quality food, poor service (usually managements fault), and full of MSG and all sorts of chemicals. (look up the history, they were started by a CHEMICAL company) Still happens to be a goldmine... I guess idiots have to eat somewhere...

Any Applebees in the country

by Henrok September 21, 2009