Yo last night she let me give her the texas taco, it was crazy as hell! I never knew that chick gets that horny!!
by ZakkaZ May 16, 2008
Get the texas tacomug. When you are having anal sex with a girl, you pull your dick out and grab the shit off your dick. Then you tap her on the shoulder and when she turns around you sling the shit in her face.
by hornyarmadillo March 17, 2011
Get the Texas Mudslingermug. While a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you ass facing her head, with a semi erect cock you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster "Cock - a - doodle - do".
My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.
by Crazy Lenny and Bill of DB Inc. January 2, 2009
Get the Texas Roostermug. While getting a morning blowjob from a chick before 10am, she throws up all over your boner. She then gobbles and slurps it back into her mouth while you cum, blends the substances in her mouth and spits it into your own mouth while you swallow.
I called my friend to see if he wanted to head out to eat, but he said he'd already had a Texas Breakfast.
by Candy Cakes and Shakes January 17, 2018
Get the Texas Breakfastmug. When a guy is eating out a girl who is having period, he sucks the blood into his mouth. He then puts his lips to the girl's anus and blows the blood into her butt. When the girl farts, it looks like a volcano seeping lava.
by Sir Chico September 24, 2009
Get the Texas Volcanomug. One who works in the Texas brush. Wayne in his movies never called one anything they weren't. Ass hole is an incorrect assumption.
Texas Brushpopper can be a cowboy, hunter, cop / ranger, rancher, oil rigger, etc. Brushpopper is NOT derogatory, just a fact. Ass hole is an incorrect assumption.
by John S. Chisum October 5, 2013
Get the Texas Brushpoppermug.