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Since apparently urban dicktionary will smite you off this plant for not simping for every alyssa walking the face of this earth, i'm just gonna say it. ALYSSA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER, SHE'S MAD HAWT 🔥🔥🔥 AND OMG AHAAAHA FUEL ALYSSA'S SELF ESTEEM FOR 5 PARAGRAPHS
Alyssa is a name guys.
Alyssa by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023
A girl who gives the most toe curling head she will have you gripping the sheets, your lungs about to collapse, your stomach sinking in, your throat closing up she will have you screaming so loud everyone hears it AND she swallows never spits and still goes crazy on it even after you've came so get yourself a alyssa if you want the best head ever
"hey man...i heard you screaming last night are you good?"

"MANNNN i just got the best head of my life from this bitch named alyssa it was crazyyyy i came 10 times and she ain't stop not once"
Alyssa by nastypussygots2go May 4, 2023
A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .
Did you see that Alyssa bitch

Yeah I wouldn’t tap that

Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that

Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
Alyssa is nasty and a low life that would bang anything walking and does not respect her mom because she’s a very filthy girl
Alyssa is gross
ALYssaA can you help me scoup my poop
ALyssA by Pansit May 9, 2023
Girl that is bound to be with a man know as Ronald. Commonly known as a woman who bitched Owen atkins
Alyssa needs to slurp on hanks dick
Alyssa by Bennidicto June 6, 2023