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alien abduction 

The act of waking up naked on your bathroom floor in a puddle of your own stool and vomit after a night of heavy drinking.
His mother found him following an alien abduction, so she washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.
alien abduction by sixtoe April 4, 2011
Alfie is loyal and forgiving, he is very gorgeous however shy with the girls, he can be extremely ignorant and celf centred, most alfies like to spend time on there games instead of paying attention to there girlfriends, alfie can change to please others however this will NOT last long, dont try to trigger alfie because he will become extremely vexted and may throw some hits
Alfie never pays attention to me
Alfie by Lppppxxxx June 15, 2018
Is usually very beautiful and smart. Very funny and easy-going. Is nice but will probably beat your ass if u piss her off. Likes to party. Can handle her own in a fight.
Alliegh lives in New York.
alliegh by Jaci cole January 25, 2017

Alien shit fetus 

a half sucked on peice of a giant sugar daddy thats been droppend on the rug dropped in an ash trey and eventually burned
Gee Matt thats just an alien shit fetus

alien squirter

When you are fucking a grossly overweight girl and you jerk off in her belly button. You then squeeze the sides of her stomach together and make the cum squirt up like the movie Alien.
I gave that nasty bitch the ol Alien Squirter

Alien Gay 

A person who is out of this word rude, obnoxious and egotistical.
"omg look at that guy over there he is so Alien Gay"
Alien Gay by DuoCKrew May 30, 2016