asianism

1. A characteristic that is normally attributed to Asian people.

2. A strong bias towards people of Asian heritage.

3. A blindness towards differences in Asian races.

1. Claire: "I'm so good at math." Lee Won: "What the fruit? Stop stealing my asianisms."

2. Willie: "Oh my god. I just love Asians so much. I wish I was Asian. Then I would be cool like Jung Ho Pak." Misaki: "Hehehe, your asianism is velly silly. White people are cool too, you know."

3. Michael: "You're such a hot Thai girl, Tiffany." Tiffany: "Shut up, loser, I'm Vietnamese!"

by bobtomjoeyoh July 16, 2009

Asianitis

1. When someone not of the Asian race studies all day and get straight As, eats fried rice with chopsticks, or does something else a stereotypical Asian would do.
2. The second phase in Yellow Fever.
3. When you hang around Asians too much and start to think like them.

(A white person hanging around with a group of Asians.)
White: Hey let's go to the dollar store and look for stuff in the clearance section!
Asian: Yeah! Hey, you're really starting to think like us!
White: Oh, I think I'm gonna head home.
Asian: Why, we just got here?
White: I think I'm suffering from Asianitis.
Asian: Oh there's a cure for that; go visit Ireland.

by asian with big eyes June 24, 2010

asian fireball

A young asian female who aggressively pursues sex from individuals she's attracted to. The asian fireball is usually described as petite, sexy, wild, and firery. Girls who embody this persona are typically scorned by other females due to the fireball's urge to put her sexual desires above anything else, which often leads her to having sex with guys already in relationships.

That Kimmy is so good in bed, she's a little asian fireball.

by Savage3 July 2, 2008

asian-time

to be an hour late from the stated time of arrival

The guys came on asian-time to the movies, so we missed it.

by Steve Lui August 22, 2003

naked Asian

An Asian who jumps out of car trunks, naked, and assaults you.

see The Hangover and you might just see a naked Asian

by spicybuddha April 23, 2010

asian madness

Really good weed or marijuana

Pass me some of that Asian Madness.

Damn, Asian Madnes is the shit.

by Supercharged Spider October 7, 2013

asian curve

The curve of expectations with regards to schoolwork stereotypically set by someone of asian decent that makes everyone else look bad with relation to effort, commitment, and final product.

"Man, I hate that we only have two weeks to do this project. I hope Cindy doesn't set the asian curve too high so all of our projects don't look like crap in comparison.

by Stang February 12, 2014