Alan

Knocks down food with school bag and steals your motors

Alan wtf!!

by Steve disciple July 30, 2019

Alan

The nicest person out there, it is easy to become friends with him. He is the type of person who would do anything to make the people he cares about happy. Words to describe him: smart, generous, caring, kind, cute :), talented, and funny. He is a complete sweetheart and can't stay mad at someone for more than 30 seconds. He is literally flawless and can make the perfect friend, or something even more. Once you meet an Alan, you'll never want to let him go. Once he leaves, it may be hard for him to come back.

Person 1: You know that guy who is really good at guitar and volunteers at the animal shelter?

Person 2: Oh him? Yeah, his name is Alan.

Person 1: Really? No surprise there :)

by anonymous November 21, 2021

alan

The prettiest most amazing person in the entire world like so amazing it's unreal

For example omg do you see that guy over there!? He's so pretty!

Oh yeah that must be Alan

by 🫶🏻🫶🏻 June 21, 2022

Alan walker

Overrated generic trashy pop shit music maker from norway. He constantly remakes and copy&pastes music from other people because he can't make any original good music.
His fanbase is mostly teenagers, kids and dumb normies.

Fuck alan walker, he uses ghost producer. That guy is untalented trash.

by 4nt1n0rm13 January 20, 2024

Alan

Shits about 20 times a day and snorts coke monthly screeches when you steal his kill in any game and changes his hair color every 2 month

Person 1 sorry i took your kill
Alan FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

by Cenki May 15, 2022

father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

Ahh there he is

Father alan the sex offender

by That random knob September 26, 2019

alan

Alan. my crush. I'd suck his dick in an instant. he's the hottest and greatest person to exist

"Alan. my nigga. quite literally my nigga I'm gonna marry him"

by bigblasiantiddies June 9, 2022