Stinky Alan

A stinky Alan is when a man puts his penis in an another man, but before climax the man pull out and then ejaculates into his own mouth and then spits it back into the other man's mouth

Me and Kirky done some stinky Alan

by Davey Dog 12938 March 19, 2025

Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that

Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke

by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021

Alan

A middle aged, generously proportioned male netballer more than probably born in Scotland and raised in Dandenong.

Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.

What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.

I bet that Alan shaves his armpits

by The Gazelle 16 August 22, 2023

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Jim Alan Dickson

The fuckin goat

Jim Alan Dickson: "I shat myself and it was gooey"
Person 2: "nigga is so cool"

by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024

Alan

A amazing friend to everyone.he will always be there for you no matter what. Everyone is says that Alan is attractive and fun. He never leaves anyone out unless you are mean to any one he cares for then he will beat your ass if he had to.

Guy: who is that?
Girl: that's Alan he's really nice when you get to know him

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Alan P

The hottest, tallest, most masculine, coolest, man.
All the men wanna be him and all the girls wanna see him.

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he is rich, and a vampire
#TwilightCore

he has the smoothest skin, warmest smile, bustiest girl, and is a KING at roblox rise of nation.
he can drag click and also is missing a father figure

Hes such an Alan P!
That Alan P looks too frickable

by WHEN THE THE cwgdjuhwehk October 27, 2021