scoop

A living being (fictional or non-fictional) that is extremely round and ball-shaped.
scoops are related to ice cream. Don't ask how or why, but they are.
"scoop" must never contain a capital letter.

Look at this cute scoop I found!

by CutieFox9 March 19, 2022

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scoop a bucket

A way in which someone can smoke el Mary Jane thou must clear his or hers “bucket” or they will be declared as a chicken

“Here bro come scoop this bucket” “ye didnae clear it ya chicken” “wanty come scoop a bucket”

by Dyldo1872 November 8, 2020

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When a person or persons uses two technology devices at the same time.
In relation to triple-dip: when a person or persons is using three technology devices at once.
Can add the suffix split to specify that more than one person is involved in the moment.

Mild "old-school example": a person is talking on the phone while watching TV. Ex: "did you hear me, or did you double scoop?"
Moderate: using your iPhone to check Facebook, while surfing the Internet on your iPad. "omg I double scoop all the time, do u?"

Extreme example: talking on the iPhone while you check a text on same phone, and Instant messaging on your computer. This might also be referred to as a triple-double.

by Liberdade Franklin January 7, 2012

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Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.

"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."

by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007

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