French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.

If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.

The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

Brad’s Mom

A slut or when shit just is the way it is.

The ruling on the field has been changed but the penalty stands; Brad’s Mom gives that sloppy toppy.

by KingBIV January 11, 2025

Brad Pyles

Constantly wanting to eat after every softball game. Makes it hard to get a rhythm

I'm going to brad Pyles this tournament.

by ScottMann August 12, 2017

Brad skipper

A stoughton legend who loves minions and “smoke weed every day”. Has a one inch weewee and has 2 inch balls.

I Brad skipper am going to drop an Andrew Lyons in the bathroom

by Skipenstein November 24, 2019

brad johnson

Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).

Dude, Sarah and John met Brad Johnson at the party last night.

by MegaWak March 11, 2016

Bradding

attacking someone for not performing any work, slacking off

Please stop bradding me this early in the morning!

by cmdneo April 19, 2024