Pulling a Turkeys

to choke, to lose, to get one's ass kicked, to fail, to recieve a beatdown, to leave points on the bench.
"That loser really got his ass kicked in the big game."

"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."

"Fo sho."
by TeaOwe September 28, 2008
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Turkey drippings

When semen drips out of a woman’s vagina post intercourse
Billy really enjoyed smelling those turkey drippings on her panties.
by BigMacNova June 21, 2018
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[Sloppy Turkey]

A sexual act of cumming in your hand and slapping your partner's ass.

A cum handprint.
I celebrate Thanksgiving by Snapchatting an old video of my first Sloppy Turkey.
by Chernabog Yoha March 10, 2019
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Loose turkey

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!
by Lex looger December 20, 2019
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Turkey sweats

When you eat too much turkey and get real sweaty.

Can be used for other foods: pizza sweats, sandwhich sweats, taco sweats
Man, I've got the turkey sweats big time.
by Turkeysweats May 10, 2016
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naked turkey

After you shave your dick and it looks like the neck of a turkey
Dude I fucked her with my naked turkey
by Yung shaq November 30, 2015
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Turkey Bottom

The accumulation of excessive food eaten over the Thanksgiving holiday, with the realization of it all settling in one’s buttocks.
As I awoke on Friday morning, to my horror, I realized that I was a victim of turkey bottom.
by Chaz McQwirkle November 29, 2022
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