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Toxic Turkey

Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.
Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"

Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"

Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by AELIANA December 1, 2019
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Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.
Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.
by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 1, 2019
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Loose turkey

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!
by Lex looger December 20, 2019
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Cooked Turkey

How a girl feels after having too much sex.
“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.
by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020
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Pilfered Turkey

A herdable food source in Age of Empires purloined from your opponent
No farms for me, thanks, my villagers grow fat from pilfered turkey!
by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020
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Dirty Turkey

Loves to consume children at 5:00 am,most likely to eat infants.
Damn,did she just eat Timmy,what a dirty turkey.
by Bhaddie..tbh May 26, 2020
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Turkey Ass

a phrase commonly used by small african american primary schoolers to describe a classmates non-suspecting bent over ass
girl : *bending down to go through her bag*

boy: “damn girl, you got a turkey ass!”
by how2killurdragun June 20, 2020
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