Fuzzy Jenkins

A small, furry, pompom that has sticky feet and boggle eyes

"I have a fuzzy jenkins that looks like a ballbag"

by blobo543 August 24, 2011

fuzzy shuffle

The act of shuffling a deck of cards with no regard to their orientation and therefore after drawing cards you must reorient the cards so that they are all upright. This is a concern mainly in trading card games.

Zander: I hope you didn't fuzzy shuffle my cards.

by Pochi November 7, 2011

fuzzy toppings

Pubes left behind on toilet seats in public restrooms.

Dude, that restroom is disgusting. There's shit on the walls, piss on the floors, fuzzy toppings everywhere....

by Jubei69 December 12, 2017

Fuzzy bogart

Masturbating with your blinds open with intent to be caught by any outside observers

I was fuzzy bogarting yesterday.

by Ori9inalfarmer May 9, 2019

hell fuzzy

Hell fuzzy is a dismissive and sometimes contemptuous phrase originated by Nacogdoches Texas Fire Chief and philosopher Delbert Teutsch in the mid to late 20th century

“Hey, Chief did you go to the fish hatchery truck wreck down on 59?”

“Why hell fuzzy, they was millions of minnows floppin around right there on the river bridge!”

by WalterMellon August 18, 2025

fuzzy burrito

When someone is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.

Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!

by Hectic_god April 16, 2016

fuzzy no no

1/4" dangler, soild oak, ram rod , ass blaster, johnson

by Anonymous August 16, 2003