Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020

Doctor Hopper

A person who sees a lot of doctors, usually referring to someone with a chronic illness. The word is mostly used in the online chronic illness community.

Person 1: “My GI doctor sent me to neurology then my neurologist sent me to GI.”
Person 2: “okay doctor hopper.”

by graveyardqueen April 9, 2022

doctor hurley

When one has put themselves in a very stressful situation and is doomed for failure. Whether the failure be due to procrastination, being lazy, not being omniscient, or simply due to God's choice.

student: "I just took this quiz, and I totally failed."
friend: "You didn't just fail, you Doctor Hurley-ed!"

by SFM! September 10, 2009

Doctor Sparta - Seven Seas Is Return To Skyfire Cycle

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Doctor Sparta - Seven Seas Is Return To Skyfire Cycle

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

doctor pharmacist

A situation where you trust the advice of an under-educated individual of similiar professions.

"I went to get my goider looked at, I gave them the ol' doctor pharmacist and popped it myself"

by doctor8 January 30, 2008

Doctor Balls Dickington

A devious penis wielder who masquerades as a medical professional

I thought I was getting foot surgery but alas, it was Doctor Balls Dickington

by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020

Trench doctor

Trench doctor

Trench doctor- Nick name for a person

by anonymous December 10, 2021