A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014
Get the couch pocketmug. by cubfan22 March 5, 2016
Get the treasure pocketmug. 1.The act of having way to much shit in your pockets at any given time, which in turn leads to sporadic bouts of "Dude I think I lost that 50 piece I had!" especially when smoking crack with someone you really dont trust. Not that I trusted anyone Ive ever smoked crack with.
2.Having an over abundance of crack/heroin in your pockets and being stopped by the Police in most case could trigger a severe case of Super Mega Massive Pocket Mania as you frantically search for the pocket containing the stash before being violently ripped from your vehicle.
2.Having an over abundance of crack/heroin in your pockets and being stopped by the Police in most case could trigger a severe case of Super Mega Massive Pocket Mania as you frantically search for the pocket containing the stash before being violently ripped from your vehicle.
Yo nigga I was so jammed on diesel last night when I got pulled over I had the worst "pocket mania" tryna find the rest of my dope, then I remembered I stuff it in my man safe before I left the house
by The Infamous Sin May 2, 2011
Get the Pocket Maniamug. The term used to describe when you steal biscuits from someone's biscuit jar and the stolen biscuits are crumbled and broken up in your pocket
by Assdhkposwwf23 July 29, 2017
Get the biccie pocketmug. An annoying friend who never leaves your side when you have a bag of drugs and is always trying to get a hit of your drugs anytime you do some. These are the type of friends who bump into you at a party and then completely change their plans to roll with you once they find out you have the good shit. Once the drugs are gone these friends will dismount and look for the next powder pony to ride. Unless of course, they can convince you to buy more first.
Man, quit being such a pocket jockey and get your own shit.
That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.
That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018
Get the pocket jockeymug. by phil hater May 15, 2021
Get the donk pocketmug. Cantonese for your scrotum. It means you scrotum without the testes, becuase it is a spring POCKET. Spring on it's own means penis.
by someone out there who is bored October 31, 2021
Get the Spring pocketmug.