by ghostrider7 April 12, 2012
Get the weird in the beardmug. A long curly beard that looks like a crotch rug worm on elderly man or a replacement of manliness when the mans genitalia is shorn like sheep are.
David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.
by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine December 12, 2022
Get the Pubic Beardmug. by El Jefé March 22, 2019
Get the gnome’s beardmug. "The push up bra for men": Beard Baiting is a sneaky way small chinned men hide their lack of a chin - by growing a beard over it. Typically done to get more dates. First coined by Australian publication DMARGE, beard baiting is a derivative of 'beard fishing' - which is what the trend used to be known as online.
James is 'beard baiting' again - it might help him get more dates but as soon as he shaves it all off he's going to be screwed.
by all at sea October 22, 2020
Get the beard baitingmug. by Cat Beard April 2, 2016
Get the Cat Beardmug. Jeff's has a blonde mustache, black neckbeard, and red patches near his chin. He's got epic rainbow beard going on.
by Jackerman90 November 29, 2009
Get the rainbow beardmug. The long root portion of a carrot that looks like long stringy hairs. Usually removed prior to eating, but enjoyed by others because of its gross appearance.
by PottedBamboo May 6, 2019
Get the carrot beardmug.