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Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.
Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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Kanaos._.kid

Kanaos._.kid is a roleplay account that role plays as the daughter of Kanao and Tanjiro. Her oc’s name is Ava Kamado and her oc’s age is 11. She has over 3K followers on her main and 40.4K likes.
Oscar: hey, do you watch Kanaos._.kid on Tiktok?
Dan: no? Who’s that?
Oscar: she’s a roleplay account!
Dan: that’s cool, maybe I’ll check her out sometime.
by Miravao May 5, 2022
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Fortnite Kid

A hella shitty kid who like to beg his dad for vbucks. Also ragequits and fricking complains to mom if dead in a match. O ya and underage swearing too.
Haha look a shitty fortnite kid just ragequit lol!
by vantablac July 27, 2021
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Winter Jacket Kid

A "Winter Jacket Kid" is a term made for the really weird, smelly kids at any school. Usually they're pretty “heavy” or look like they could be snapped like a twig.

(They also have pretty bad personalities such as being : aggressive, dishonest, irresponsible, and or arrogant.)

Basically the weird kids that wear winter jackets all year EVEN IF IT ISNT WINTER??
P1 : Dude, this guy is SUCH A WINTER JACKET KID

P2: I know right, in class he always take off his shoes—eats his toe jam, earwax, and boogers…

P1: EWW- WTF
by VARIOUSVICIOUSVERSIONS June 1, 2023
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Extremely simple, easy, fundamental that even primary students know how to do (over-exaggeration, academic)
This math problem can be done so effortlessly, it is for kids to learn and do homework.
This question is so simple. In other words, it is for kids to learn and do homework.
by HMPTP February 27, 2024
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Fortnite kid

Someone who sits on his ass all day and doesn't touch grass
by CoolBirb May 30, 2022
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Green Screen Kid

A Green Screen Kid is someone who uses the green screen feature on Youtube Shorts to steal and gain more views than the original short. Usually they would cover their face with any object or face their device to the ground while using the feature, preventing their face from being visible.
Person 1: The fuck? Someone just stole my video and gained more views and likes than me
Person 2: Probably one of those damn Green Screen Kids.
by The Altiner April 17, 2024
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