The woman you date being friends with a bunch of dudes. Ole' cube head (with her minecraft character looking ass) seems to think that men who have a problem with this have small dicks but IN REALITY she is using male friendship as a talisman to ward off small dicks. Why would I want to be a part of that? Why would I want to help you fuck fat cocks by accepting a sexless relationship with you?
Hym "Red flag. Nope. Be friends with women, bitch."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
Of course you do you pseudo-intellectual wannabe aristocrat homo.
Hym "Look at this fucking guy! Look at him! You talk to a guy who won a popularity contest that half the constituency didn't vote in and now he's sophisticated he thinks, look at him. Now he's an intellectual! A thought-leader even!"
Douglarse the fairy "I have more sophistication in my little FINGER then you have-"
Hym "Look at this fucking guy! Look at him! You talk to a guy who won a popularity contest that half the constituency didn't vote in and now he's sophisticated he thinks, look at him. Now he's an intellectual! A thought-leader even!"
Douglarse the fairy "I have more sophistication in my little FINGER then you have-"
Hym "Not with a dick in your butt Douglarse! No sophistication there! Then it's just shit-covered meat. Are you the shit or the meat, Douglarse? I got $50 on shit. It's in the name. Dougl-arse👈 You see it? No? Take a look
Here, ☝️ see? Arse. That's you. Arse of the 'Dougl' variety. Is that the thing, Douglarse? Do Jordan's thing? Be a good little cog in the shifting clockwork that comprises the background of my reality, or else because nothing I have to say matters anyway? So Douglarse can prance around and drink champagne and play dress up while postulating the ways in which EVERYONE ELSE is failing society."
Douglarse "I'm doing what I should be doing! Playing at argumentation with tomato cans who have agreed not to destroy me and stroking the egos of old men I want money from. Like a sugar-baby."
Hym "A red flag he says! You feel like you're from a different world because you're a lispy and delusional queer. The world you live in is not reality. It's fancy-pants intellectual faggotry simulator. And nobody wants to live in facy-pants intellectual faggot simulator at the cost of every else living under a system of values that literally serves no purpose other than to let you play posh sodomite simulator while everyone else labors QUITELY AND DESPERATELY beneath you."
Douglarse "Just shut up and work so I can get wine drug at a dinner party and get my shit-hole stretched in a penthouse you cretins! You're boring me."
Here, ☝️ see? Arse. That's you. Arse of the 'Dougl' variety. Is that the thing, Douglarse? Do Jordan's thing? Be a good little cog in the shifting clockwork that comprises the background of my reality, or else because nothing I have to say matters anyway? So Douglarse can prance around and drink champagne and play dress up while postulating the ways in which EVERYONE ELSE is failing society."
Douglarse "I'm doing what I should be doing! Playing at argumentation with tomato cans who have agreed not to destroy me and stroking the egos of old men I want money from. Like a sugar-baby."
Hym "A red flag he says! You feel like you're from a different world because you're a lispy and delusional queer. The world you live in is not reality. It's fancy-pants intellectual faggotry simulator. And nobody wants to live in facy-pants intellectual faggot simulator at the cost of every else living under a system of values that literally serves no purpose other than to let you play posh sodomite simulator while everyone else labors QUITELY AND DESPERATELY beneath you."
Douglarse "Just shut up and work so I can get wine drug at a dinner party and get my shit-hole stretched in a penthouse you cretins! You're boring me."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
by a complete failure December 28, 2021
by FUCKGG September 22, 2023
Brian is the definition of red flag. The biggest red flag. You could find his picture next to red flag in the dictionary.
by BrianIsARedFlag July 13, 2024
Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014
The Red Thwomp is the result of a Skinned Thwomp and is not actually red to begin with. Coined by TheBalishChannel in June 2018.
by BetterSkatez November 22, 2020