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Cat

IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.
The cat ate the kibble shaped house in 15 milliseconds this morning.
by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022
mugGet the Catmug.

Swamp donkey cats

Dirty stank ass bitches that don’t run a rag thru it before they have another one all up in it and fuck with other bitches men
These swamp donkey cats looking like Christie
by #bigglo June 27, 2025
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cat

its a cat (:
by TurtleyPup October 24, 2025
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Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.
The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game
by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021
mugGet the Cat attackmug.

eating cat

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me
by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017
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Cat

:> MEOW
Cat :> uwu
by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021
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