Porch Monkey

A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.

"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"

by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022

Hot Monkey

Acting overtly suspicious to onlookers during an exchange with another person that is supposed to be facilitated in a discreet and unnoticeable way.

You're making us look Hot Monkey by putting the interior lights on

by ContrivedCarelessness October 5, 2025

Monkey Cucker

One who fucks the owner of a monkey while the monkey sits in a chair and watches.

That Mat sure is a Monkey Cucker; even after the monkey started watching he kept on fucking her.

by Gonzilla August 16, 2023

sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex

ajas such a sponge monkey!

by tenequia January 5, 2008

Spider monkey

Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.

Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.

“You better hold on tight spider monkey.”

by Timmythetatortot May 24, 2023

monkey muncher

name for Asian person who eats monkey

"hoolei fukke is a monkey muncher"

by gorzan August 10, 2021

Spite monkey mentality

Regular teenage behavior

Not getting along with your family is considered spite monkey mentality.

by Threescore August 26, 2016