cum

when you masturbate to hard

Michael: yo bro imma go watch porn
Bro: ok
12 mins later
Bro: why are your pants white?
Michael: i cummed while watching porn

when you masturbate to fast cum

by i am only in 3rd grade dont as August 4, 2023

Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

by justinmiller October 13, 2020

Phantom Cum

When one feels a sensation of busting a nut but little to no cum is actually released

Jim: Yo! I swore I just came, why don't I see anything?

Joe: That's called Phantom Cum, you just felt the sensation.

by MeowMan191919 July 6, 2025

Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".

Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.

by greenbot4 February 20, 2023

cum hose

Slang for penis

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.

by woordhack January 7, 2025

cum toot

When you do anal and you toot out cum/nya goulder

I just cum tooted

by Past June 10, 2021

Bubble cum

When two or more partners engage in intercourse, one of them is made to cum on a piece of chewed gum, and someone has to take the piece of chewed gum with cum on it and blow a giant bubble

Me and my girlfriend fuck so much, she even tried my bubble cum, it was so hot.

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024