Blown off course

To recieve oral in a secluded part of a golf course.

(Or mountain bike trail, ski slope, ship, etc)

- Dude, where's Mike? I haven't seen him since the 16th hole.
- Oh, he's being blown off course by that hot babe who works in the pro shop.

or

- Captain! I've been blown off course!
- Sweet! Did she swallow?

by pseudonymph2009 September 29, 2009

KICK OFF WEEKEND

Memorial Day Weekend - AN EXCUSE TO GET DRUNK AT 11 AM 3 days in a row.

KICK OFF WEEKEND

by BDONOVAN January 11, 2010

wash off tan

When you get enough dirt on your body that it looks like a tan which can then be washed off.

Tim looked like he had a tan, but when he got out of the shower, he was as pale as before. I guess it was just a wash off tan.

by Schizoreindeer August 14, 2010

Peaching off crumbs

After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."

O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!

by the drips April 30, 2009

stirred not jacked off

To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.

Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!

by Sambista March 25, 2009

bounce it off the limiter

To do something in complete and utter excess. Derived from the way in which a vehicles RPM tachmeter is said to "bounce" when the engine hits its rev-limiter.

dude can you get some butter from the dairy, and fucking bounce it off the limiter; I'm hungry.

by Dean Clarke March 26, 2009

Pulled off a Soumik

Dying senselessly in pubg

He pulled off a Soumik

by cursedmadman January 25, 2019