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croatian new yorker

a woman with borderline personality disorder that thinks she is hot shit and will most likely end up single for a very long time. she will most likely end up a lonely, bitter woman that is never satisfied with anything and wishes she was nicer to a boy that was madly in love with her back in high school and also wishes she even dated, married and had kids with him. this usually happens when a croatian new yorker like her never gives people in general second chances, especially that one boy. that boy is now a man that is lonely and bitter too and wont find a woman that would truly satisfy his needs. once its over, he’ll get over them so quick over the thought of the croatian new yorker. the croatian new yorker is unique, strong, independent, and extremely beautiful to the point where it would motivate a man to literally achieve their goals.
this dude: hey shes very hot bro i marry her
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up
by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 2, 2021
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New Spin

Another term for new album. Can also be shortened to just 'spin'.
Hey, have you checked out *INSERT BAND HERE*'s new spin?
by Dorian Black July 18, 2005
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New school

No matter what some people want you to think, out with the old and in with the new doesn't actually get rid of the old shit. If ever you do make a new friend, you don't get rid of or replace your old friends with the new friend or friends unless you were a born a fool, no matter how long ago it was you were born.
The new school shit isn't better than the old shit. Buzz Lightyear wasn't better than Andy's other toys, his ego made him think that he was.
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
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new school syndrome

when someone joins a school, and instead of adapting to the new environment and making new friends, they latch onto one person and only talk to/ follow them around. they may briefly interact with this person’s other friends, but will not try to become real friends with them.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
“hey did you see that the new kid Jess is already dating Brad, even though theyve only known each other for a month”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome
by Flyin' Lionfish November 22, 2021
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New hybrid

New hybrid is slightly different to traditional hybrid. New hybrid and Traditional Hybrid both have one parent is White. But the difference is the other parent for New Hybrid is Maori, whereas for Traditional Hybrid is Black.
"I'd like to declare in front of the class, my father is not black, he is Maori; I'm a New Hybrid"
by New Hybrid March 19, 2009
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Bad news bears

When something bad is about to happen and nobody can stop it
This building is burning and all the firemen are of on another call this is bad news bears
by Jon brannn November 11, 2020
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New Jersey - Part 3

part 3 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is.Yeah. It gets annoying and boring to hear so much hate about your own state which is MOSTLY EVEN NOT TRUE. We should get what we deserve. Also we have a higher amount of well-known/famous people than all of you. We have the USA Ambassador to Burkina Faso and Benin, we have the guy who designed the MLB logo, we have Tom Cruise, we have Shaquille O' Neal, we were home to FUCKING THOMAS EDISON (hence the city, Edison), we have Richard Nixon, Queen Latifah, Paul Rudd, Grover Cleveland, Frank Sinatra, Martha Stewart, Brittany Murphy, Zach Braff, Thomas Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez, Ray Liotta, John Amos, Dennis Boutsikaris, Benjamin Burnley, Lou Costello, Buzz Aldrin, Sean Baker, Judy Blume, MERYL FUCKING STREEP, Bruce Springsteen, Whitney Houston, Bud Abbott, Charles Addams, Madeleine Brewer, Emma Jean Bell, Kevin Spacey, Victor Cruz, Patrick Warburton, Michael Douglass, Loretta Swit, Jon Bon Jovi, Bruce Willis, Kiersten Dunst, Count Basie, Flamingo (the child roblox youtuber), Cristin Milioti, Frankie Vallie, Conni Francis, Dionne Warwick, Ali Larter, Carli Lloyd, Halsey, Chris Carrino, Max Ehrich, ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (one of the smartest and well/widely-known physicians or even people in the world), THE FUCKING JONAS BROTHERS, and a lot more which I can't say in this part because of the character limit go to my profile for part 4 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same 10 mins.
That marks the end of New Jersey - Part 3!
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
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