missouri jack hammer

it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer

did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks

by oh s d kill January 22, 2020

Air jack

its practically when your bored and got nothing else to do so you start wanking off a random ghost

"i got bored so i wanked off a ghost!"
Air jack

by reverend ballshow February 11, 2020

a jack barnard

When a man takes a shit on another man, slaps it, and then licks up them mess after whilst both participants are wearing clogs

Man 1: Hey babe, wanna do a jack barnard?
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls

by Rhoddy February 23, 2020

Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers

Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack

by Dumb_bitch_03 April 8, 2020

homie-jack

when you and your homies complain about an OP weapon but don't give a jack shit about adapting to the new meta

So you are telling me the AUG is overpowered and you don't buy it? I'm not believing you homie-jack!

Make that a thing, homie-jack is a thing.

by xdefl May 10, 2020

The Jack Pine

When you shave all areas of the males genital area completely bald except for the bottom 2 inches of the shaft.

Shannon says " oh my God Becky, you should have seen this guys cock he had the Jack Pine" it was like a babies bottom all over but the base was jack pine. (Jack pine is hair all over)

by some guy thats cooler thanyou May 26, 2020

Pd-jack

To hijack a fellow teammate or nemesis’s product discussion

“what’re you up to today, man”

“oh nm, just pd-jacking my 4pm”

by anonymous September 14, 2020