one time tasker

A person who can only focus on one task at a time.

“I am a one time tasker- jazmin”

by Lix.. May 31, 2022

What time do gay people go to sleep?

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig

What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg

by Hottie Amelia June 1, 2022

Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022

One time

South Central Los Angeles in the late 80s when the police would pull onto the street in the projects, the young gangster lookouts would holler out "one time" or "two times" or more etc. depending on how many patrol cars were coming down the street. One time meant a single unit on routine patrol. Two times or more meant a bust was coming.

Whistle out...one time coming!

by 10-15 June 3, 2022

Morbin time

To cum and piss on a girls face and yell get “morbed on” as loud as you can.

“I took Simona out to see that movie morbius last night, we went back to my place and I went hardline morbin time on her. She swallowed all of my 567 morbillion kids.

by OhioCumdrummer June 5, 2022

It's morbin' time

"It's morbin' time" is the biggest meme about "morbius" movie. The origin is the word "It's phorbin' time" in a TV show.

Person 1:"It's morbin' time"
Person 2:"It's a meme, right?"
Person 1:*Starting morb*
Person 2:"Are you OK?"
Person 1:*morb faster*
Person 2:"Holy! I must get out here NOW!!"

by hahahamanmer June 5, 2022

Linear Time

A carceral construct limiting the human experience to a false linear progression of time.

"Wake up! It's time to go to school/work/court!"
Scribbles No Cops No Jails No Linear Fucking Time

Graffiti suggestion fuck cops/jails/linear time

by Luther Blisss December 7, 2021