dick-fro

pubes that are not shaved, left into a afro kind of a hairy dick

only married dudes rock the dick-fro

by POPPA March 14, 2012

dick lash

When you see a seeming hot chick and then suddenly seeing something that totally turns you off.

Shane: Dude i saw Sally's thong hanging out then Moley Molly came out of nowhere and she totally gave me some dick lash!!

Dylan: Ohhh man that sucks!!!!

by Sman111 November 8, 2011

kobe dick

A penis with a bend (downward) from the tip.

That guy's dick was bend like Kobe's wrist, hitting a three. He got a "Kobe dicks.

by JohnVagabond July 11, 2016

dick fed

To have been the recipient of a penile insertion

"Thalidomide my arse, you were just dick fed as a kid"

by nemm November 30, 2013

Zombie dick

What your finger looks like after injuring and becoming an absolute bloody mess under neath the fingernail

"You were so trashed last night when you slammed your finger in the door. How's that feeling today"
"Well, it feels fine, but it looks like a zombie dick"

by bamasa37sb34 January 19, 2014

dick and dip

Another phrase for hit it and quit it

Dude I totally dick and diped last night on Carly

by Lauretaytayfyi June 2, 2016

Dick Vibe

A vibe a girl has that says "fuck me". A girl with a dick vibe doesn't have to be attractive, and doesn't have to physically act slutty, she just has a certain look that let's guys know that she's easy.

"Yeah those sorority girls can get guys easily, but that's because they all have dick vibes"
"That girl is so easy, she just reeks of a dick vibe"

by bing25 April 20, 2010