Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea

Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now

by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018

Gronk/Shit Cunt

A Gronk/Shit Cunt! a suck-up, a perso who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about who there actions affect

Someone who is a complete idiot and trys to be a hard but isnt

Jakehoddgess :hey let’s go borrow GORGES Car for a week and when he asks for it back coz I already have a car we will bash him and while there knocked down I’ll dog shot him.and say I did it coz he owes my dead dad money but he really doesn’t I’ll just use that excuse coz Iam a GRONK/Shit Cunt.

by Adzyisthegreatist April 17, 2021

Rotten Cunt

The opposite of a Good Cunt, a bloke who is a completely selfish arsehole.

That rotten cunt stole my last beer. He can get fucked.

by Burnsy321 June 27, 2025

Milk the cunt

To play the middle C. Usually uttered when a band wants to tune their instruments.

Saxophonist: Milk the cunt!
Pianist: *plays middle C*
Band: *all play middle C*

by Zipdox January 16, 2024

upper cunt

boxers say upper cunt instead saying fisting, in regards to the art of putting ones fist in a womans cunt.

why are youuu using two fingers in my pussy? upper cunt me, you call yourself a boxer?

by anonymous October 29, 2025

Catering cunt

When someone is just serving plates and plates of cunt. The ultimate version of serving cunt.

She walked in the room and was simply catering cunt for the whole function.

by Your naan April 24, 2024

Cunt

A man or woman who is very attractive

Random man: hey miss you look like a cunt
Random woman: thank you very much

by Tuko110 December 29, 2022