carrot cock

Slang term for a male with red hair, i.e. ginger, strawberry blonde hair.

Red headed females are refered to as having a ginger minge.

Check out the guy with the red nodge!! Bet he has a carrot cock!

by king_kenny October 16, 2005

cock breaker

Someone who spoils anothers chance for hooking up.

I might have hooked up with her, if that cock breaker hadn't happened by and interrupted our conversation.

by Michael S. Goodmann September 3, 2006

cock-a-cola

a special drink created by tom in his pants whilst staring at man ass and squeezing his nipples

*boy cums*

Girl: WTF is rong with you, what is that?

Boy: oh shit, COCK-A-COLA!!

by justin AaAaAa nrldo October 24, 2008

rock cock

your cock rubs against small to large jagged rocks thus producing a reddish inflammed penis.

The water is low today for tubing I hope i dont get rock cock on the rapids.

by meaty petey December 11, 2011

Cock Master

a gay person who loves penises

darren, your such a fucking cock master!

by Oreo Speedman February 7, 2010

chandelier cock

1. When a man has a chandelier for a cock. The chandelier has numerous shiny crystals dangling from it. Piss is shot out of each crystal.

2. When a chandelier has cocks hanging from it in place of shiny crystals. As the chandelier hangs from the ceiling piss is shot out of each cock onto the floor.

"When i was at the Red Sox game the other night, i went to take a piss and saw one of the most fucked up things ever in the bathroom. This man dropped his shorts and whipped out this big chandelier cock and began pissing in the trough."

or

"When me and Javier were playing XBox the other day, the chandelier cock on the ceiling starting pissing all over us and ruined the game we were playing."

by Dick Sniffer January 21, 2010

Shock Cock

Surprise sexual encounter - male partner didn't know it was coming.

After buying her dinner last night, Dawn gave Lee a shock cock.

by gotchatlc November 30, 2010