Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.

Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."

by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024

Three Cats Back

A Macintosh user who is still using Mac OS X "Panther", in spite of there now being two newer versions (Tiger, Leopard)

Pal: Hey, you load up Leopard on your machine yet?

Me: Nope...you can call me Mr. Three Cats Back!

by BWB December 28, 2007

the cat's in the cradle

When you have secured an item or objective.

"Hey bro did you get the weed?"
"Yes, the cat's in the cradle."

by qponthedefinition August 1, 2016

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

Nyan Cat's Brother

The ugly, and twice as annoying poptart troll; including disturbing background music to make it all the more creepy.

Some side effects of watching poptart troll are:

1) Feeling as though you are being watched,

2) Wanting to watch something happy like, Dora The Explorer,

3) Having the sudden urge to watch Nyan cat for a few hours.

Oh, do you ever watch poptart troll? I'ts on youtube. and is Nyan Cat's Brother

by 11111annonymous11111 November 19, 2011

ghost in my cat

A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you

Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude

by Nightmareish July 6, 2022

Cat

for the most part loveable and generous animal but there know to come off as aggressive and rude sometimes. Cats can come in any shape and size and sometimes they have no fur 'the sphnyx cat'. They are usually a house hold pet. And dogs tend to not like them so you might wanna live with only one of the animals. If your thinking about getting one you need to be prepared for that.

My cat is brown and white

by ElizaJane25 March 25, 2017