hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025

Porch Monkey

A Racial Slur to a black man because of their Ancestors

You Black Porch Monkey

by TheRacialMan December 13, 2017

Monkey chukka

It is a family friendly way of saying I hate what you did or said

U stupid monkey chukka

by Yyyttttrrreee456973 July 23, 2024

Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust

We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position

by Bodybaby August 21, 2025

dirty monkey jerk

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.

I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.

by USDrumer June 25, 2014

Oven Monkey

A term for someone Jewish

You are a dirty oven monkey.

by Notajew420 February 13, 2025

Chizzle monkey

I man or a women who likes a good old sniff of the finest whiff but doesn’t know when it is time to call it a day or night/ days or nights. Step away from the chizzle monkey!

Fucking he’ll mate you still up at it ?how many legs have you nailed? You’ve been a right chizzle monkey haven’t you !

by Woodbinetheshep August 25, 2023