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i'm your face

laughable expression by malaysian punks who tried to pick my pocket and got caught.
i'm sure they meant "i'm in your face"
my boots were the only thing in their face.
world traveler: wow isnt kuala lumpur nice.
idiots: I'M YOUR FACE! GIVE THE MONEY!
world traveler: (kicks their asses)
by paytoilet February 26, 2010
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Tits on your face

This phase is always used when an extremely choice, unexpected turn of events occurs. It can be used in a quiet dry humorous manner as well an exclamatory manner.

This phase is meant to impress upon listeners the emotion invoked when a college age frat boy turns and in an amazingly good stroke of luck, is unexpectedly face first in the motorboat position with an attractive pair of breasts.

It is important to be remember that in this situation one must never be over eager lest one appear to be uncool, or let on how excited one really is so as not to frighten or "perv out" the female involved. The phase must be spoken in this same manner or the speaker will sound idiotic.

Note: this is never used in the presence of one's mother. She will slap you.
Ed: "Dude, I was walking down campus and found a $100.00 bill."

Alex: "Tits on your face."

Example 2:

Alex thinks there is no beer left in the house. Alex opens the refrigerator and slides the one bottle of catchup to the left and sees a beer that has been hidden perfectly by the catchup.

Alex: (to himself) "Tits on your face."

Example 3:

Charles: "Nick Swardson is doing stand up tonight!"
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Alex's Mother: SLAP
by bikejunky February 17, 2010
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nigga face bear

A word used to describe the awesomeness of a person.
Not to be confused with a bear that resembles a black guy.
"Who's a nigga face bear!?"
"You's a nigga face bear!!!!"
by Stea1th November 8, 2007
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penis face tycoon

One who owns and operates many penis faces, sees George Bush II
Dude, stop being such a penis face tycoon.

8===============D

I am a penis face tycoon.
by Penis Face Tycoon December 28, 2003
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shaddap you face

(v.) To make quiet, phrase used by Italians, and made popular by a 1983 song by Joe Dolce, who had a very bad Italian accent.
"What you say to me? SHADDAP YOU FACE!" *slap*


What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*



*candidate for worst song ever.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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Butt Face Pineapple

A person whos face looks like an ass but a pinnaple at the same time
Wow look at katie over there! she really looks like a Butt Face Pineapple!
by blairry October 25, 2009
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monkey-scrotum face

a particularly unattractive individual, with a face that resembles a monkey's scrotum.
Shut it, ya monkey-scrotum faced ride!
by jp1122332345654 August 18, 2006
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