Montana blue cheese salad

When you eat out an inbred or a family member with a yeast infection

Chloe pollan gave her mom a hot Montana blue cheese salad

by Kohpissyboi September 2, 2023

Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Cheese&Ass

The smell of someone that smells like cheese and the smell of Ass

Fabian you smell like Cheese&Ass today

by FabianVargasSmellsLikeAss September 13, 2025

Chilli dog with cheese

Its when you had anal sex a week ago and haven't washed your penis in a week, so you get white stuff under the head of your penis, it's called cheese.

Hey duuude, this girl was mean to me the other night, so I gave her a chilli dog with cheese right in her month.

by Diamondblade May 22, 2018

Cheese

There can be many definitions:
-A hard dairy product made with milk, usually yellow or white
-A verb to describe a person skipping a part of a game using glitches or other tactics
-A word commonly said before a photo is taken to make you show your teeth so you look better in a picture

Example 1: I love eating cheese (as a dairy product)
Example 2: Did that guy cheese that level? (as a verb)
Example 3: We’re gonna take a photo, say cheese! *People say cheese* (as a word to show teeth)

by SandwichWithSausages March 6, 2024

Cheese Bandit

A Cheese Bandit is someone who would be described as sly, sneaky, slimy and cheesy.

Synonyms: Scoundrel, Suspicious, Devious, Aloof.

I tell you what, that guy is a proper Cheese Bandit. He stinks of cheese the slithery bitch.

by Fiber7 April 25, 2022

Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

by SeanCaern September 18, 2022