Bernice’s Best friend

Adjective
1. Someone who is obese

“Ewwww… look at that person.”
“Omg how did Bernice’s best friend get her?”
“Lol”

by OmegaEagle March 30, 2023

Millennial Friends

When one of them fucks up or when they disagree, they post petty shit on social media rather than being the grown ass people they about to be in the real world and work it out, because no human is fucking perfect.

Another pair of millennial friends bites the dust.

by 937463829 February 2, 2019

Fake friend

Someone who wont bring you chick fil a or mexican to school since you can’t drive

I have many fake friends because they make me starve by not bringing me food.

by has fake friends💔 January 24, 2022

mom like friend

um so.......that one mom friend, if you dont have a "mom" like person in your friend group, then you are the mom.....

pronunciation: mawh-m lie-ch freh-nd

your the mom like friend in this group.

by oh um okkk April 11, 2021

Best Friend

There are many definitions for best friend. But to me a Best friend is:
Someone who is loyal
Someone who is there through tick and thin.
Someone who is always stealing your food and you let them.
Someone who knows the deep things about you
Someone who pulls you out of the ashes that you couldn't get out of

Someone who makes you smile on the worst of days
Someone who will sit down and cry with you
Someone who will bring you ice cream after a break up
Someone who is there for you when others aren't
And someone who stays by your side.

Best friend would do this

Bestie can we chat?
Ofc do you even need to ask that's what a best friend is for!

by Id rather not say. August 24, 2023

Fake friend

A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.

"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"

by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022

Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be real friend but now he is only a Fake Friend.

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023