hangover nut

Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.
Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?

A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
by Connie Linquos March 03, 2014
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Blood nut

A forbidden jiu jutsu move where you force your testicles into your opponent's face, causing their primal senses to bite them, and then the opponent will drown in the blood from your nuts.
My best friend died the other day. Someone blood nutted him.
by SILLY SAMOON January 31, 2024
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Nut Soaker

When hiking in Arizona and you encounter a river that is only deep enough to soak your nuts if you sit in it.
So I was hiking in the afternoon heat and was lucky enough to come across a Nut Soaker
by Pesos Weinstein September 17, 2020
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nut rocket

Jenny was covered in nut rocket when i was done.
by Nut rocket June 04, 2017
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Electro nut

You insert live wires into hers and yours ass and when you make love it shocks the living fuck outa both of y’all
by 11111000001 December 09, 2019
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Job-nut

Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser
Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?

Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.
by James Hoffa Lincoln October 19, 2017
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