Itchy ball heaven

Heavenly feeling of relief from scratching itchy testicles.

You know this is itchy ball heaven (said in the change rooms)

by the darker side of my moon October 7, 2018

Kick balles month

You can kick mens balles in October

I kicked your balles because it is kick balles month

by Iehr8ejenrhr October 2, 2020

Holiday Blue Balls

When you have an important and mandatory event or responsibility that stands between you and a vacation. Can be anything from a midterm the day before Thanksgiving break to babysitting right before Spring break. Usually, these things will happen at the latest possible time they can be offered. One would add "Massive" right before the term if they were being stopped from enjoying a truly epic event.

Shalmi: What're you doing for Winter break?
Jody: Chilling in South Beach, fucking hella bitches, and getting loads of guap. Gonna be sick. But I got a goddamn calc and bio midterm to knock off first. Literally, its the last day of classes.
Shalmi: Damn, n*gga, that's some serious Holiday Blue Balls right there.
Jody: Bet.

by HishamCame November 27, 2012

big ass balls

Having a lot of courage or bravery to do something.

He got some big ass balls for asking that girl out.

by Purple8InchCock88812 March 8, 2017

Bulgarian Ball-Split

The man does a handstand and spreads his legs while two foreign girls spread his balls with their mouths.

I heard Sarah and Eric gave Robert a "Bulgarian Ball-Split".

by nigganaut September 24, 2019

flex my balls

The action that is taken when one or more individuals need to be put in their place, or when a situation calls for an alpha to step up and assert their dominance to get the desired outcome

I decided to flex my balls at work and make the peasants under me work late

by White-Rice October 31, 2017

Cleveland wrecking ball

The act Of dipping your ball Sack in diarrhea and hitting a girl with it

I did the Cleveland wrecking ball with my wife

by Dick chocolate 40468 April 18, 2020