Dies to fall damage.
by Sterberoni March 4, 2023
Jack
The small town’s douchy, racist, and most ignorant dude. Mostly spotted driving Broncos or a Ford F-150. Though he is a good friend, he tends to not know when to shut up. He loves making political arguments especially about the confederacy. Though at first a good boyfriend, he is not loyal yet tends to somehow have his girlfriend love him.
The small town’s douchy, racist, and most ignorant dude. Mostly spotted driving Broncos or a Ford F-150. Though he is a good friend, he tends to not know when to shut up. He loves making political arguments especially about the confederacy. Though at first a good boyfriend, he is not loyal yet tends to somehow have his girlfriend love him.
Jax:Did you see dude with the confederate flag on his Bronco?!?!
Abbie:Yeah, that’s my boyfriend Jack
Abbie:Yeah, that’s my boyfriend Jack
by UhsTruths May 21, 2019
Jack is a boy who comes from a lineage of island cowboys, and although he is not one himself, he can definitely make you hee haw your pants off all the way to hornet jail. Feeling down? The King of Puns, Jack, will never fail to make you laugh and brighten your day. Although he has a questionable model of mammalian and reptilian classification, Jack is super tech smart and beats Geek Squad any day of the week. Stranded somewhere unknown? Jack is an expert at both rating “tropicality” and identifying unique and exotic birds, so he will determine your exact location anywhere on the globe. Not to mention, he gives the best advice for any problem you may have. Still have questions about his character? Jack is a family man, awesome with kids, and stray animals love him. I know, it sounds too good to be true but it is. Everything about Jack is wonderful, but the cherry on top is his super sexy voice—It cures insomnia. If you are not lucky enough to live in the same time zone as Jack, he will sing you to sleep on the phone. He has a habit of reading out loud complete paragraphs but this is a plus since you get to hear his voice more. You’ll have the best long convos with Jack. Jack is a really great bestboy friend to have (:
by NotEp September 3, 2021
The cuntiest of cunts. Will put you in a choke hold and then get bitchy when you tell him to shut up. Will only approach you when your other friend isn't around because he's scared of her. Never admitted you've always been stronger than him because it would hurt his silly little ego. Furthermore, is somehow homophobic but also gay.
Person1: Jack is such a fucking cunt
Person2: Yeah, he's why I dislike how weak I feel
Person1: I want to kick him in the balls
Person2: Yeah, he's why I dislike how weak I feel
Person1: I want to kick him in the balls
by -KB May 15, 2022