monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.

"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."

by bertiewoosterlubsjeeves May 3, 2016

Hobo-Like

When you go more than 5 days without showering

Guy 1: Bro you smell. are you hobo-like?

by PheonixGalaxy May 5, 2016

act like gold

A woman that values herself more than a THOT, is established in her profession, beautiful, intelligent and will make you put in that work.

"It's Beyonce season and they act like gold"

by The Realest in the SIX September 17, 2016

tastes like jesus

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016

Dip like Dunkaroos

An expression popular in the Waterloo area as an alternative to "dip like cheese wiz". Used when leaving a place or event.

1) "there's nobody in the lounge, let's dip like Dunkaroos"
2)
Student1:"Are you dipping like cheese wiz?"
Student2:"Nah I'm dipping like Dunkaroos"

by Colliber August 7, 2016

Tie my hair like Chauntae

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.

Tie my hair like Chauntae.

by Jason July 11, 2016

like a house of cards

a dumbass phrase that only girls named maddie use

IM SWEATING LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS!!

by bzushejwiwiwkwiw January 17, 2018