dick-swatter

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it

i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.

by jossssselyn July 21, 2009

Poopey dick

a dick that is covered in poop after anal sex

Dude, i had anal with your mom last night! Man did i have a poopey dick after that

by Rdot9 December 16, 2008

dick-fro

pubes that are not shaved, left into a afro kind of a hairy dick

only married dudes rock the dick-fro

by POPPA March 14, 2012

dick lash

When you see a seeming hot chick and then suddenly seeing something that totally turns you off.

Shane: Dude i saw Sally's thong hanging out then Moley Molly came out of nowhere and she totally gave me some dick lash!!

Dylan: Ohhh man that sucks!!!!

by Sman111 November 8, 2011

kobe dick

A penis with a bend (downward) from the tip.

That guy's dick was bend like Kobe's wrist, hitting a three. He got a "Kobe dicks.

by JohnVagabond July 11, 2016

dick knock

A dork that is unaware that his/she is one. Usually innocent dorks that think they're cool, they can often be found bowling, dancing with classic "white guy" moves, and listening to bands like Rush, Styx, and Boston.

Look at that dick knock dancing to "Mr Roboto."

by T,J. October 20, 2005

dick and dip

Another phrase for hit it and quit it

Dude I totally dick and diped last night on Carly

by Lauretaytayfyi June 2, 2016