Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

Brown out

Taking a shit, then shoving that shit up your dick. Then peeing it out

Dude I got off when Jessica did a brown out on me

by F33tPics December 13, 2019

brown baboony

a big black baboon that enjoys chicken and watermelon with his side of “dat grape koolaid”

well well well if it isn’t some brown baboonys l eating fried chicken

by the real ruckus 453 March 5, 2024

Brown Shirt

Feces colored shirt

Usually brown shirts look like someone smeared a thick milkshake like shit upon your shirt. Shouldn’t have pissed em’ off..

Dude 1 “hey man, what’s up?”
Dude 2 “ not much, your brown shirt is pretty sweet.”

by Anthonysk8r May 19, 2018

brown snicker-doodle

the act of shiting in another persons asshole

"hey tried to give me a brown snicker-doodle so we broke up"

by your69mom October 18, 2015

Brown toilet paper

You bought this off of some hobo outside of walmart thinking it was a rare strain of toilet paper but you were sorely mistaken. If you possess this, discard of it immediately.

Shit man I think I just got some brown toilet paper instead of legit toilet paper. I was just trying to save money.

by Poopy bed June 8, 2022

MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lu

A Big cuck who likes to get fucked by dudes

"Hi my name is MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lu and I like to get fucked by dudes" also my phone number is [phone]

by Chip ahoys April 28, 2024