Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.

Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

bust a knowledge nut

When you learn something so profound that your mind feels like it had a orgasm from learning it.

When I learned the refrigeration cycle I had bust a knowledge nut all over the teacher.

by honeybadger9862 February 11, 2024

nut

sex on the male end

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by peepee_poopoo69420 June 4, 2018

Shipping Nuts

The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth

Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise

by Nofuckyoufuckyoufuckyou May 15, 2020

No Nut New Nyear

For one year you must not NUT
You may Nut the year after but then after that it repeats.

Are you guys ready for No Nut New Nyear

by Thomas Bryant (weaboo trash) April 28, 2019

Love Nut

When you’re getting the Gabagoo and say “I love you” as you have a God level orgasm

Amazing healthy boyfriend: You know when I was rearranging your guts, 💦 you love nutted.

Me: what’s a love nut? 😂

Bf: When you uncontrollably said ILOVEYOU at the top of your lungs when I was beatin it from the back n hitting your g spot , rubbing your clit, n biting your ear

Me: 🥲🤤🥰

by Caution Hot Coco January 11, 2023

Pringle Nut

When you nut inside of a pringle's can.

I saw Julien and Harris were going at it so I pulled a pringle nut

by Allisonasaurus July 12, 2018