Crazy-Hollywood Blowjob

A crazy-Hollywood blowjob is a fellatio from someone who has studied pornography enough and socially prioritized their own ability to give fellatio resulting in a potent, highly-networkable end result. Usually these people live in Los Angeles and interface with the entertainment industrial complex. More research needs to be done to analyze different crazy-Hollywood blowjobs and how people within the industrial complex and the art world have developed these skills, common social perceptions of performative sexuality and hierarchical thinking around the importance of sexual performance. Common practices in the crazy-Hollywood blowjob are:

-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact

-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen

Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.

by Hantlin July 16, 2023

my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up

i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.

Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.

by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

Alaskan Leaf Blower

The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.

"Dude Trey hit the Alaskan Leaf Blower last night at the party!"
"Really? What a mad man!"

by DaddyCool23 October 10, 2023

New Jersey Blowjob

When a woman farts on your penis.

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared

by Jared Bergenthal October 20, 2023

Arkansas leaf blower

The act of having your partner complete fellatio on you until climax, at which point you quickly cover their mouth with one hand and tickle them with the other until your seed is exhaled through their nose.

“Mel was talking big game last night, so I turned her into an Arkansas leaf blower to shut her up

by ReyisRight November 21, 2023

Prune Juice Blowout

A “Complete Prune Juice Blowout” is when you have to poop so bad, and you know it’s going to be a rough ride. That is, if you make it to a bathroom in time. Once you finally emerge from the bathroom, you’re as pale as a ghost. It took everything out of you.

Hannah was a nervous wreck when she couldn’t get to a bathroom quick enough. She knew she was about to have a complete prune juice blowout.

by Julesheart November 21, 2023