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by anonymous January 13, 2022

No Nut November

The annual ritual that every man must participate during the month of November. The rules are simple:

-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.

Girl: Hey, you wanna go crazy tonight? ;)
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.

by King Phil Swift November 9, 2021

Group nut

When you get into a group with your friends or random man and all nut together.

Hey guys we just need to all group nut.

by SleepyBear72 March 9, 2022

Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.

Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.

by Gelly7 July 22, 2022

Slap Nut

a stupid ass lame who is a stupid ass pos

shut up slap nut

by Pogfacepogboy October 7, 2025

Nut V-hug

(verb)- When one's nuts are hugged by one's vagina.

Bill: "What happened to you with Stacy last night?"
Ted: "Well, I got drunk and Stacy wanted to get freaky so she gave me a nut v-hug."

by lavendermalice August 3, 2011

hanging nut sack

Vulva

The lips of a vagina look like a hanging nut sack

by Slayer4778 December 2, 2019