Nuts on the table

when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction

They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss

by PoolWizard July 10, 2023

Fluffy Nutted Erection

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.

by randomgirl182 May 02, 2012

nut-roast

When a man fucks a squirrel then eats it hot.

eg. he nut-roasted

by taketaktakefahkgf December 18, 2014

Nut roast

When your fucking your bitch on a stove!!

I'm in pain from last nights when I nut roast.

by The dark Gerth November 04, 2016

Nigga Nuts III

A basketball fan that wants to make his way into actual basketball, he takes his dreams down from his brother Nigga Nuts I. Sadly the first brother died in the war, as Nigga Nuts III wants to join into a famous basketball team, standing around at 6'3 his dreams will come true one day...

"You remember Nigga Nuts III ?"
"Oh yeah, that one guy who wants to be a famous basketball player?"

by August 01, 2023

beluga whale nuts

crazy mofo, you doesnt have big nuts

why you gotta be beluga whale nuts in this conversation

by JENCYISAMOFO March 15, 2017

Grade A Nut

(1) An enthusiastic but insane person.

(2) One who is charismatic and engaging, but mentally incontinent.

(3) An aggressively foolish person.

He thinks that just because his roommate didn't clean up his belongings, he's justified in throwing them all in the trash! He's a "grade A nut"!

by BtotheBrown December 03, 2011