The world's one great trickster. It will lead you down long roads simply to stab you and leave you for dead where no one will find the body. It builds up your self-esteem, then attacks it with a fucking wrecking ball explosives until you're left with shards to try and glue back together. It makes you feel worthy of Thor's hammer one moment, worthless base scum the next. You could have the most amazing girlfriend beside you one day, and next day you walk in to her fucking your best friend. And your entire glass wall of happiness explodes and rips you to pieces with the shards.
Love's bullshit.
Love's bullshit.
Does she love me?
by dry_dark_humor February 10, 2019
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It is an absolute fuckin' disgrace. Why can't we clone people instead of havin' sex and annoyin' babies?
It is an absolute fuckin' disgrace. Why can't we clone people instead of havin' sex and annoyin' babies?
Jess: "Hey Soren, why do you think the term 'make love is so soppy?"
Soren: "It's not my bag. It's NOT."
Jess: "Why not?"
Soren: "It's DISGUSTING."
Jess: "What makes it disgusting?"
Soren: "Spit exchange."
Soren: "It's not my bag. It's NOT."
Jess: "Why not?"
Soren: "It's DISGUSTING."
Jess: "What makes it disgusting?"
Soren: "Spit exchange."
by Wolfy Watkins July 5, 2006
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this is used when people are around that you don’t want them to know you and you’re S/O are together, or talking. you simply draw 3 circles to say i love you with your finger.
*Jessica and Ryan laughing together*
Brooke: Hey Jessica what’s up
Jessica: Nothing much just hanging.
Brooke: Oh my gosh are you and Ryan dating?!
Ryan: No! i would never date her. *draws three small love circles signalling towards Jessica, she draws four back saying I love you too*
Brooke: Hey Jessica what’s up
Jessica: Nothing much just hanging.
Brooke: Oh my gosh are you and Ryan dating?!
Ryan: No! i would never date her. *draws three small love circles signalling towards Jessica, she draws four back saying I love you too*
by lnaowhatisthis August 26, 2017
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