fake friends

she’s snitches on you she’s a lier she’s mean she blames everything on somebody she don’t know how to keep her mouth shut if her name starts with a d and she is also a hot Cheeto girl and likes to steal friends

fake friends yah that’s me dimmori how you doing I just try to steal your bsf!

by fake friends period April 1, 2020

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

friend drunk

when you and your friend(s) become delirious and seemingly drunk from each other’s vibes with no alcohol consumed - this may present as human zoomies, excessive giggling and an inability to form coherent sentences
(Also known as girl drunk)

“what have you two been drinking?”
“oh, nothing - we are just friend drunk!”

by lavender haze December 18, 2023

Friends Lounge

Friends Lounge is a place where people can make friends and have fun. You can drink with the owner Krrish and the maid Ashton. You can also have the bartender Michael serve you. It's also pretty wild and gay.

Ur mom "Hey wanna go to friends lounge?"
Ur dad "yeah sure I'd love to see my sugar baby ashton"

by Mikey wifey January 22, 2022

Guy best friend

I’m addicted to his laugh
I love the way you smile
The way you make me feel
Like I’m the moon

While your the sun
Meant for each other

But never to be together.

He’s my guy best friend

by Abgh July 5, 2021

friend

someone who will swear your lie is true

i was here all night ... ask my friend

by ir2slick March 7, 2017

Indirect friend-zone

When a girl publicly friend-zones you by putting it on social media.

Your crush posts a picture of them and you and says something like "best friend " making it an indirect friend-zone

by Medieval August 18, 2016