Hardy, quick witted, aggressive. Not a dog for beginning pet owners. Loveable. Will herd your children like cows. Will hear you the first time, but you wouldn't know it. Great at long hikes and being passive agressive. Famous for the "side eye" and "stink eye".
Person A: So I hear you have an Australian Cattle Dog. What's that like?
Person B: I had to apologize to the dog for eating MY lunch or she would have vomited in my shoes...
Person B: I had to apologize to the dog for eating MY lunch or she would have vomited in my shoes...
by SHELLARAYE May 21, 2018
Get the australian cattle dogmug. by gtomcsik October 9, 2020
Get the Cincinnati Coney Dogmug. A long, harrowing tale often beset by misfortunes that the protagonist endures, only for all his/her/its/their victories to be rendered pointless in one move.
The quintessential shaggy dog story goes like this: One day, a man was hiking when he had a terrible fall. Then, he was discovered by a shaggy dog. The man worked through the pain to take the dog home. After tending his injuries and feeding the dog, he discovers in the papers that a rich couple were looking for a shaggy dog, and were offering a reward for anyone who found it. The man then sold everything he could think of to buy a ticket to the owner's residence area. He even paid extra for handling the dog. When the man landed, he scraped just enough money to get a car. He went to the dog's owner's mansion, but missed the gate. When the man got to the door, he and the dog were shot dead by a guard.
by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020
Get the shaggy dog storymug. My dog Bella, is a pug Pomeranian mix. She’s really fat and eats a lot. She likes to run and then nap, she loudly snores when she sleeps. She has a somewhat squished face. Her eyes pop out of her head and he has an underbite. She has brown and black somewhat long fur and a curly tail. Also her favorite food is cheese balls and bread crust. Her breath stinks...but not a bad stink like a weird stink. She’s a very good girl and likes to cuddle. And by cuddle I mean she cuddles like an human, with her head on my chest. She always goes crazy when you come back from somewhere. Even if it’s just for 5 minutes. She has very short legs too which makes her fat body look even fatter. She’s barely one years old and she weighs 20 pounds. I love her very much.
by Ashlynnandbella28 August 9, 2019
Get the Bella my dogmug. (Also HOT DOOOG BBQ!") Describes a group of friends-for-life annihilating a bachelor party abode near Phoenix in April.
Hey nice work on that Running Man Challenge, bro! Why don't you cue up My House on repeat for me and I'll whip some tennis balls at the backboard. HOT DOG BARBECUE!!!
by Linguisticmachine101 May 24, 2016
Get the Hot Dog Barbecuemug. by Niggadogcats May 25, 2010
Get the Tripple Dog Yaemug. When a girl shits on your dick, you then punch her in the nose and let the blood from her nose drip onto your dick and she then proceeds to suck you off.
by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019
Get the California Chili Dogmug.