There’s monkeys in the walls

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.

Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 09, 2023

monkey gangbang

12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.

requis meet ta the gay bar in for an epic monkey gangbang downtown. remember no lube

by fecklord January 15, 2019

Raging Banana Monkeys

A saying when you're acting pissy but you aren't mad ^^

1. RAGING BANANA MONKEYS ! D:<

2. Taylor is such a raging banana monkey

by The.Person.In.Your.Closet December 04, 2010

monkey fuck

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.

bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.

by Jackoff Nipples April 09, 2023

destroying that monkey

Vigorously masterbaiting until it hurts so bad that you get friction burns on your scrotum

“Dude… I was just destroying that monkey… it hurts so much..”

“We’re taking you to therapy”

by jaihr August 10, 2023

monkey squad

A group of monkeys that are funny and are imposters.

You are not part of monkey squad.

by stootic May 25, 2021

Print Monkey

A print monkey is guy/girl who runs and troubleshoots the large format printers, vinyl plotters, and other high price equipment in a creative setting.

Sean: This Roland Versacamm-640 can print 64 million colors, on any material, up to 64 inches wide, AND cut vinyl?!?? HOLY HELL!

Brad: Only a print monkey would get excited...

by CajunSasquatch December 21, 2011