Rip a shit

When you fart while simultaneously passing a log of poop through your anus

Ill be right back, I have to go rip a shit

by CongoJSpin September 15, 2017

fucken shit

A situation caused by someone's stupidity.

It's fucken shit too bad you got a parking ticket even though it was an emergency.

by Joe Nickolas Pelech May 15, 2017

shit fucking

the ancient art of taking a shit while fucking a girl in the ass

i learned how to do the shit fucking technique by my grandmother

by dean gilberry February 15, 2017

Fuck this SHIT

Fuck all this SHIT!

Fuck This SHIT!

by Republic of Zasanaddis October 6, 2016

sharp shit

when someone say something smart or surprising

woah that was really cool, some sharp shit yo!!

by hahahahaumadddd January 18, 2018

Christmas Shit

(See also: red shit: a shit that makes your butthole bleed; Green shit: speaks for itself. green shit.) A Christmas Shit is basically a combination of the Red and Green Shit. You see both red and green. The Christmas Shit also earns its name due to the fact that it often takes the shitter by surprise, as if it were a present.

I just took a Christmas shit in July and I didn't even know it was coming!

by B~Schwa July 30, 2013

rim shits

Refers to a state of gastrointestinal distress usually resulting in premature defecation; unwittingly shitting on the toilet, not in it.

While donuts make me go nuts, Timbits give me rim shits.

by Chunk Rousseau February 23, 2011